The Gahanna Noisy Neighbor Commission is asking residents of Penny Lane Apartments to exercise some discretion after receiving 63 noise complaints in the past two weeks. The complaints all center around one unit in the townhome complex, occupied by 38-year-old Darrell Mudge and 41-year-old Crystal Tanner. Paul Stevens of the Noisy Neighbor Commissi
CONDIMENT THIEF STRIKES AGAIN – INVESTIGATORS BAFFLED
The Gahanna Department of Minor Inconveniences is asking for the public’s help in identifying a suspect they’re calling “The Condiment Bandit.” Over the past three weeks, 127 vehicles at The Vista apartments and surrounding area have been broken into, but the thief isn’t after valuables. Instead, they’re only taking sauce packets from glove compart
BREAKING: Gahanna City Council Meeting Results
“Council votes to install Breathalyzers outside all local bars after too many residents claimed they were ‘just having one drink’ before stumbling home at 2 AM. One Councilperson abstained, citing personal conflicts.” “New ordinance: All couples caught arguing loudly in public areas must attend mandatory ‘Keep Yo
Local Bar Ratings from town drunk, L.T. Whittaker
Hello all, I’m L.T. As the local drunk, I feel like it’s my job to rate bars ’round here. So here is my list that I go by when that booze comes a callin’. Let me know what y’all think. Best overall atmosphere: Signatures Tavern Gahanna, I say this because they just have a good […]
QUESTIONABLE VEGETABLE SALES LEAD TO CHASE
Shoppers at the Kroger Marketplace at Hunter’s Ridge this afternoon were met with some fishy entertainment after this lady, 54 year old Kathy Trout, was selling Zucchinis in the parking lot at half the price as Kroger. As shoppers took her up on her deal, they noticed that Trout’s Zucchini, smelled a little off. Rod […]
RESTAURANT OPENING MELLOWS OUT
On Thursday, the community welcomed the opening of Rooster’s in the former O’Charley’s on Morse Road. The grand opening was going wonderfully until about 8:30 PM. That is when this man, Ernest Stoney rolled into the kitchen pretending to be an employee. Everybody working in the kitchen thought nothing of it, as they were all [&hel
The meat beater of 2025 Strikes!
1/31/2025: A Victoria Manor resident caught this goofy goober rubbin’ one out on her walkway in Victoria Manor apartments off of Stelzer Rd. If this is someone’s step-son, weird uncle, or even papaw, or you just plain know who he is then call the Columbus police
Bath House Coming to Gahanna
Coming soon to Gahanna, Brian’s Gahanna Bath. A full service bath house. The bath house was approved by officials to take the place of the former Skate Park on Granville Street and will offer all traditional bath services in a serene, natural environment. Those services are planned to include a steam room, and different temperature […]
Bologna Barrage Causes Chaos
A local man, identified as Scottie Leroy Puff of Bow Drive, sent the town into a tizzy this evening after he took to hurling slices of the lunch meat at oncoming vehicles from the center of the roundabout at Hamilton and Clark State Roads. The bizarre incident, which happened around 5:30 this evening, led to […]
Boner Pills Mistaken For Candy
Residents at Walnut Trace on Olde Ridenour Rd. were in for a shock Friday afternoon when a bowl of what people thought were M&M’s was passed around the retirement community. 87 year old Mildred Schmit was visiting with her grandson, 42 year old Randy Nolan in the common area of her retirement community. While her […]