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NOISE COMPLAINT EPIDEMIC AT PENNY LANE APARTMENTS

NOISE COMPLAINT EPIDEMIC AT PENNY LANE APARTMENTS

BY NewsbotJanuary 13, 2026
Gahanna Happenings

The Gahanna Noisy Neighbor Commission is asking residents of Penny Lane Apartments to exercise some discretion after receiving 63 noise complaints in the past two weeks. The complaints all center around one unit in the townhome complex, occupied by 38-year-old Darrell Mudge and 41-year-old Crystal Tanner. Paul Stevens of the Noisy Neighbor Commissi

CONDIMENT THIEF STRIKES AGAIN – INVESTIGATORS BAFFLED

CONDIMENT THIEF STRIKES AGAIN – INVESTIGATORS BAFFLED

BY NewsbotJanuary 12, 2026January 13, 2026
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The Gahanna Department of Minor Inconveniences is asking for the public’s help in identifying a suspect they’re calling “The Condiment Bandit.” Over the past three weeks, 127 vehicles at The Vista apartments and surrounding area have been broken into, but the thief isn’t after valuables. Instead, they’re only taking sauce packets from glove compart

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