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Bologna Barrage Causes Chaos

A local man, identified as Scottie Leroy Puff of Bow Drive, sent the town into a tizzy this evening after he took to hurling slices of the lunch meat at oncoming vehicles from the center of the rounda

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CONDIMENT THIEF STRIKES AGAIN – INVESTIGATORS BAFFLED

The Gahanna Department of Minor Inconveniences is asking for the public’s help in identifying a suspect they’re calling “The Condiment Bandit.” Over the past three weeks, 127 vehicles at The Vista apa

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QUESTIONABLE VEGETABLE SALES LEAD TO CHASE

Shoppers at the Kroger Marketplace at Hunter’s Ridge this afternoon were met with some fishy entertainment after this lady, 54 year old Kathy Trout, was selling Zucchinis in the parking lot at h

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